yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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