i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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