i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
