Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Randomize
