If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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