That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Randomize
