marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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