Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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