I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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