Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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