Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I could make wine with my vomit
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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