The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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