i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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