I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
How's work?
Spinning.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Randomize
