the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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