Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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