Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
being pregnant is like rehab
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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