is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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