Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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