Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Randomize
