Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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