I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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