question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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