Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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