**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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