Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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