didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
