Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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