im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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