Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Randomize
