I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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