How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Randomize
