I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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