You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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