it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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