I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
You peed on a flamingo?!?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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