I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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