What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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