Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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