You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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