Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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