just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
be right there i have to get my cape
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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