Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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