ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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