did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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