i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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