oh god the rape fog is back!
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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