what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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