the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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