Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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